Menopause & Perimenopause Pen Set

For the woman who has entered the era of absolutely no patience left to give. 😂 The Menopause & Perimenopause Pen Set includes five painfully relatable pens celebrating the hot flashes, heightened irritation, and general audacity of midlife.

Each set includes five pens with sayings:

• What Doesn’t Kill Me Pisses Me Off
• Why Is Everyone Chewing So Loud
• The Audacity of Everyone Around Me to Exist
• Women of a Certain Rage
• Men Could Never

Equal parts funny and validating, this is such a good gift for your girlfriends, coworkers, sisters—or yourself, because apparently we’re all doing this together.

Details
• Set of 5 pens
• Five different menopause & perimenopause sayings
• Packaged together on a colorful, gift-ready illustrated card
• A fun gift for birthdays, girls’ trips, coworkers & just because

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